Fraser Fucking Martin.

The last will and testament of.

I hope by the time you are reading this in my hot tub, correct, I do care for everyone who cares for a copy of this to be given a printed copy by the executor or just emailed the link of this web page which is viewable online and If i may add, it looks great on iOS & Andriod devices. Hold on tight to that iDevice 23 because this is gonna be a bumpy ride kicked in the dick by a slideshow at the end*.There is no reason for writing this will at this time in my life, please do not be alarmed if my death is sudden,with no intention to end this wonderful life I have fallen into. 

I, Fraser Alexander Martin, an adult residing at no fixed abode, being of sound mind, declare this to be my Last Will and Testament. I revoke all wills and codicils previously made by me. No other wills have been made but time travel may be possible one day so lets no rule it out just yet. Your probably sitting there thinking that time travel isn't possible and may never be possible, let me just say we are all time travellers; time travelling forward in time one second at a time through time and space. You are reading the because I have ceased to be a time traveller.

That takes me to my first article of who the fuck gets all the stuff I had when I was kicking about.

Watch collection.

At the moment my watch "collection'' consists of three watches, one of which was gifted to me from my father.

Avios airmiles. Lewi Thomson.

Over the past few years I have flown numerous times gaining reward point from British Airway. Lewis Thomson should get the points to fly out to Australia one new year family or his cat, sure you have a cat by the time I'm gone. Probably called Mr-Eighthundred, if it is not called that then it shall be renamed by deed pole. Once in Australia please go to Woodford folk festival, holding this festival in my heart dearly I would love for you to experience a small part of my world with the beautiful people around me.

Jeans & trousers. Nick Jack.

Thanks.

Sandra Martin, my wonderful and beautiful mother. To you I owe the world, what you have achieved is incredible and truly inspiring. Max, Craig & myself love you so very much. 

Written but not finished. TUE/28/2014.

*Apologies, I didn't get around to the slide show. You can imagine how amazing it would be.

The last will and testment of.